kamoedesu:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

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iamthemeep:

heartbreakes:

fightingdreams:

“What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of the baby you’re considering aborting?”

what if the cure for cancer would have eventually developed inside the mind of a teenage girl who made a mistake and was forced to drop out of school and never receive an education in order to raise a child she did not want.

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tinpockets:

lustyloveylady:

ilovecephalopods:

adamflayman:

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

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everyone needs more baby squids on their dash!

here’s more baby squids!! and some baby octopuses because they’re cute too!

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Everyone deserves some cute!

Everyone, please take a break and enjoy some baby cephalopods.

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cheezetits:

the downside of being a virgin is that u can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment

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zooropa-station:

pinenolanapple:

when your witty text posts go unnoticed because you’re not tumblr famous

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that fox is fucking terrifying like holy shit ok go ahead and be tumblr famous fox

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missviolethunter:

First, we had Good Guy Benedict.

Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you… Nice Boy Hiddles.

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mermaidkid:

when people ask me why I waste my time in reading a book that is going to turn into a movie.

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